Matt

Age            : 25 

Based          : Essex (but an escaped Northerner)

Likes           : Cars, beer, ducks, food, useless facts

Dislikes        : Jellied eels, the smell of cooking salmon, paperwork

Special Skills  : Able to blow air from his eyes, surprisingly flexible

Jay

Age            : 26

Based          : Blacapulco

Likes           : Continental lager, film quotes, chocolate quails eggs, travel 

Dislikes        : Jeremy Kyle, Capers, Boredom, Chickens feet

Special Skills  : An ability to grow a ginger beard despite not being a ginger